so there i was, cruising down the road in my aston martin, when suddenly, this jerk of a driver in a toyota goes screaming past me and giving me the eye.

being the typical irresponsible and ignorant pinoy driver that i am, i step on the gas and rush after him. and as i near him, his car suddenly jerks into me nearly catching me in the front bumper. that obviously would piss off anyone. so being taught by the best driver that i know (my brother), i accelerate and then bump my bumper into his rear, sending the stupid toyota spinning off and hitting some concrete barriers.

 of course, a stunt like that would make me lose control. so i hit the side of a wall myself and then careened into an oncoming suv, hitting it hard and having it turn turtle. i think the suv had kids in them.

looking back at the destruction i caused, i smiled and then proceeded to drive away.

after a satisfied snort, i turn off the ps3 and head off to bed.

i think this is the reason why God never wants me to learn how to drive. Seriously. 

work's been keeping me busy the last few months so i havent been able to blog. i always get home late and i barely have time to read some news or play on my ps3 that i never get to think about blogging. i admit that i never get to read on other people's blogs as well. this is probably a bum's karma. not that i believe in it.

so what's new with me? c'mon. no one needs to ask that question. like i always say, same old, same old. nothing changes with me. im too predictable. which i dont mind of course.

work's still work. friends keep leaving the company while i dont. family's ok. philippine politics still suck. by the time we get another people power, id probably still be the same as the last one: celibate. id do something about it but i dont wanna fork over the cash.

hopefully id get something sensible to write here. i do kinda miss writing. and having inane thoughts. maybe next month.